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"Oinkment" Moisturiser
"Oinkment" Moisturiser
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- Regenerative Farm
- Chemical Free
- Weekly Delivery
Order by 11AM on Tuesdays for Delivery From Monday the following week
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Experience the purest form of hydration with our farm to skin Lard-Based Moisturiser. Crafted with care from the lard of our heritage breed pigs, raised on our regenerative farm, our Natural Lard Moisturiser brings ancient wisdom back to modern skincare. This deeply nourishing formulation is free from harsh chemicals and preservatives, offering a pure and powerful hydration solution for your skin.
Rediscovering Ancient Wisdom in Modern Skincare
Did you know that traditional moisturisers were primarily fat-based? Over time, the cosmetics industry shifted from animal-derived fats to seed oils, a change driven by cost rather than care, requiring nasty additives to mimic the effects once naturally achieved by animal fats. Unlike these modern concoctions, animal fats—particularly lard—are biochemically similar to human fats, providing superior moisturisation by aligning closely with our skin’s natural biology.
The Benefits of Lard in Skincare
Lard's compatibility with human skin is rooted in our genetic similarity to pigs, who share a close enough biology with us that their skin is used in medical grafts and even organ transplants. This similarity means lard absorbs more naturally into human skin than plant-based oils, delivering moisture without the nasty additives. Lard is naturally rich in Vitamins A, D, E & K and fatty acids Omegas 3 and 6 and Palmitic Acid.
Why Our Moisturiser is Unique:
Only Natural Ingredients: Our moisturiser blends lard with other natural ingredients, creating a skincare product entirely free from artificial chemicals and preservatives - ensuring your skin receives the healthiest touch.
Regenerative Farming: The lard used in our moisturiser is produced from our heritage breed pigs, managed regeneratively and chemical free on our farm - ensuring that our moisturiser not only benefits your skin but also supports chemical free, regenerative farming practices.
Deep Hydration: Lard is known for its high moisturising and non-comedogenic properties, providing a lasting barrier that locks in moisture to keep your skin soft and supple.
Sensitive Skin Friendly: With its all-natural composition, our moisturiser is perfect for all skin types, including those with sensitive skin. It helps in soothing dry areas, reducing flakiness, and enhancing your skin's overall texture.
Ethically Produced: From farm to skin, our product upholds high ethical standards. We advocate for a ‘use it all’ philosophy, ensuring we use the entirety of each animal we produce - the lard we make and use in our moisturiser is a by-product of our regenerative farming practices and allows us to ‘use it all’.
How to Use: A little goes a long way. For best results, apply a small amount to the face and body, massaging gently into the skin. Suitable for daily use and all skin types.
Embrace the natural way to radiant skin with our Natural Lard Moisturiser – your eco-friendly choice for deep nourishment.
Each jar contains 50ml of moisturiser and is available in Honey, Holidays and Citrus.
Ingredients:
Honey: Pasture Raised Pork Lard, Jojoba Oil, Beeswax
Holidays: Pasture Raised Pork Lard, Jojoba Oil, Beeswax, Essential Oils
Citrus: Pasture Raised Pork Lard, Jojoba Oil, Beeswax, Essential Oils
Experience the purest form of hydration with our farm to skin Lard-Based Moisturiser. Crafted with care from the lard of our heritage breed pigs, raised on our regenerative farm, our Natural Lard Moisturiser brings ancient wisdom back to modern skincare. This deeply nourishing formulation is free from harsh chemicals and preservatives, offering a pure and powerful hydration solution for your skin.
Rediscovering Ancient Wisdom in Modern Skincare
Did you know that traditional moisturisers were primarily fat-based? Over time, the cosmetics industry shifted from animal-derived fats to seed oils, a change driven by cost rather than care, requiring nasty additives to mimic the effects once naturally achieved by animal fats. Unlike these modern concoctions, animal fats—particularly lard—are biochemically similar to human fats, providing superior moisturisation by aligning closely with our skin’s natural biology.
The Benefits of Lard in Skincare
Lard's compatibility with human skin is rooted in our genetic similarity to pigs, who share a close enough biology with us that their skin is used in medical grafts and even organ transplants. This similarity means lard absorbs more naturally into human skin than plant-based oils, delivering moisture without the nasty additives. Lard is naturally rich in Vitamins A, D, E & K and fatty acids Omegas 3 and 6 and Palmitic Acid.
Why Our Moisturiser is Unique:
Only Natural Ingredients: Our moisturiser blends lard with other natural ingredients, creating a skincare product entirely free from artificial chemicals and preservatives - ensuring your skin receives the healthiest touch.
Regenerative Farming: The lard used in our moisturiser is produced from our heritage breed pigs, managed regeneratively and chemical free on our farm - ensuring that our moisturiser not only benefits your skin but also supports chemical free, regenerative farming practices.
Deep Hydration: Lard is known for its high moisturising and non-comedogenic properties, providing a lasting barrier that locks in moisture to keep your skin soft and supple.
Sensitive Skin Friendly: With its all-natural composition, our moisturiser is perfect for all skin types, including those with sensitive skin. It helps in soothing dry areas, reducing flakiness, and enhancing your skin's overall texture.
Ethically Produced: From farm to skin, our product upholds high ethical standards. We advocate for a ‘use it all’ philosophy, ensuring we use the entirety of each animal we produce - the lard we make and use in our moisturiser is a by-product of our regenerative farming practices and allows us to ‘use it all’.
How to Use: A little goes a long way. For best results, apply a small amount to the face and body, massaging gently into the skin. Suitable for daily use and all skin types.
Embrace the natural way to radiant skin with our Natural Lard Moisturiser – your eco-friendly choice for deep nourishment.
Each jar contains 50ml of moisturiser and is available in Honey, Holidays and Citrus.
Ingredients:
Honey: Pasture Raised Pork Lard, Jojoba Oil, Beeswax
Holidays: Pasture Raised Pork Lard, Jojoba Oil, Beeswax, Essential Oils
Citrus: Pasture Raised Pork Lard, Jojoba Oil, Beeswax, Essential Oils
Experience the purest form of hydration with our farm to skin Lard-Based Moisturiser. Crafted with care from the lard of our heritage breed pigs, raised on our regenerative farm, our Natural Lard Moisturiser brings ancient wisdom back to modern skincare. This deeply nourishing formulation is free from harsh chemicals and preservatives, offering a pure and powerful hydration solution for your skin.
Rediscovering Ancient Wisdom in Modern Skincare
Did you know that traditional moisturisers were primarily fat-based? Over time, the cosmetics industry shifted from animal-derived fats to seed oils, a change driven by cost rather than care, requiring nasty additives to mimic the effects once naturally achieved by animal fats. Unlike these modern concoctions, animal fats—particularly lard—are biochemically similar to human fats, providing superior moisturisation by aligning closely with our skin’s natural biology.
The Benefits of Lard in Skincare
Lard's compatibility with human skin is rooted in our genetic similarity to pigs, who share a close enough biology with us that their skin is used in medical grafts and even organ transplants. This similarity means lard absorbs more naturally into human skin than plant-based oils, delivering moisture without the nasty additives. Lard is naturally rich in Vitamins A, D, E & K and fatty acids Omegas 3 and 6 and Palmitic Acid.
Why Our Moisturiser is Unique:
Only Natural Ingredients: Our moisturiser blends lard with other natural ingredients, creating a skincare product entirely free from artificial chemicals and preservatives - ensuring your skin receives the healthiest touch.
Regenerative Farming: The lard used in our moisturiser is produced from our heritage breed pigs, managed regeneratively and chemical free on our farm - ensuring that our moisturiser not only benefits your skin but also supports chemical free, regenerative farming practices.
Deep Hydration: Lard is known for its high moisturising and non-comedogenic properties, providing a lasting barrier that locks in moisture to keep your skin soft and supple.
Sensitive Skin Friendly: With its all-natural composition, our moisturiser is perfect for all skin types, including those with sensitive skin. It helps in soothing dry areas, reducing flakiness, and enhancing your skin's overall texture.
Ethically Produced: From farm to skin, our product upholds high ethical standards. We advocate for a ‘use it all’ philosophy, ensuring we use the entirety of each animal we produce - the lard we make and use in our moisturiser is a by-product of our regenerative farming practices and allows us to ‘use it all’.
How to Use: A little goes a long way. For best results, apply a small amount to the face and body, massaging gently into the skin. Suitable for daily use and all skin types.
Embrace the natural way to radiant skin with our Natural Lard Moisturiser – your eco-friendly choice for deep nourishment.
Each jar contains 50ml of moisturiser and is available in Honey, Holidays and Citrus.
Ingredients:
Honey: Pasture Raised Pork Lard, Jojoba Oil, Beeswax
Holidays: Pasture Raised Pork Lard, Jojoba Oil, Beeswax, Essential Oils
Citrus: Pasture Raised Pork Lard, Jojoba Oil, Beeswax, Essential Oils
Experience the purest form of hydration with our farm to skin Lard-Based Moisturiser. Crafted with care from the lard of our heritage breed pigs, raised on our regenerative farm, our Natural Lard Moisturiser brings ancient wisdom back to modern skincare. This deeply nourishing formulation is free from harsh chemicals and preservatives, offering a pure and powerful hydration solution for your skin.
Rediscovering Ancient Wisdom in Modern Skincare
Did you know that traditional moisturisers were primarily fat-based? Over time, the cosmetics industry shifted from animal-derived fats to seed oils, a change driven by cost rather than care, requiring nasty additives to mimic the effects once naturally achieved by animal fats. Unlike these modern concoctions, animal fats—particularly lard—are biochemically similar to human fats, providing superior moisturisation by aligning closely with our skin’s natural biology.
The Benefits of Lard in Skincare
Lard's compatibility with human skin is rooted in our genetic similarity to pigs, who share a close enough biology with us that their skin is used in medical grafts and even organ transplants. This similarity means lard absorbs more naturally into human skin than plant-based oils, delivering moisture without the nasty additives. Lard is naturally rich in Vitamins A, D, E & K and fatty acids Omegas 3 and 6 and Palmitic Acid.
Why Our Moisturiser is Unique:
Only Natural Ingredients: Our moisturiser blends lard with other natural ingredients, creating a skincare product entirely free from artificial chemicals and preservatives - ensuring your skin receives the healthiest touch.
Regenerative Farming: The lard used in our moisturiser is produced from our heritage breed pigs, managed regeneratively and chemical free on our farm - ensuring that our moisturiser not only benefits your skin but also supports chemical free, regenerative farming practices.
Deep Hydration: Lard is known for its high moisturising and non-comedogenic properties, providing a lasting barrier that locks in moisture to keep your skin soft and supple.
Sensitive Skin Friendly: With its all-natural composition, our moisturiser is perfect for all skin types, including those with sensitive skin. It helps in soothing dry areas, reducing flakiness, and enhancing your skin's overall texture.
Ethically Produced: From farm to skin, our product upholds high ethical standards. We advocate for a ‘use it all’ philosophy, ensuring we use the entirety of each animal we produce - the lard we make and use in our moisturiser is a by-product of our regenerative farming practices and allows us to ‘use it all’.
How to Use: A little goes a long way. For best results, apply a small amount to the face and body, massaging gently into the skin. Suitable for daily use and all skin types.
Embrace the natural way to radiant skin with our Natural Lard Moisturiser – your eco-friendly choice for deep nourishment.
Each jar contains 50ml of moisturiser and is available in Honey, Holidays and Citrus.
Ingredients:
Honey: Pasture Raised Pork Lard, Jojoba Oil, Beeswax
Holidays: Pasture Raised Pork Lard, Jojoba Oil, Beeswax, Essential Oils
Citrus: Pasture Raised Pork Lard, Jojoba Oil, Beeswax, Essential Oils
Order by 11AM on Tuesdays for Delivery from Monday the following week.
You don’t need to be home to receive your delivery - it will arrive frozen, and in insulated packaging.
We use Australia's largest network of cold couriers to deliver to 97% of Australia's population (that's nearly 10,000 suburbs).
Delivery to your postcode will be calculated at checkout however here is an approximate range:
1. Capital Cities & Metro Areas
- Sydney Metro – $18-$20
- Melbourne Metro – $24-$26
- Brisbane Metro – $26-$28
- Adelaide Metro – $28-$30
- Canberra Metro – $22-$24
2. Regional & Surrounding Areas
- Greater Sydney (Central Coast, South Coast, Wollongong, Blue Mountains, Southern Highlands) – $22-$26
- Greater Melbourne (Geelong, Mornington Peninsula, Ballarat, Bendigo, Shepparton) – $26-$30
- Greater Brisbane (Gold Coast, Sunshine Coast, Toowoomba, Bundaberg, Rockhampton) – $28-$32
- Regional NSW (Newcastle, Port Macquarie, Dubbo, Orange, Bathurst, Griffith, Coffs Harbour, Albury) – $25-$30
- Regional VIC (Gippsland, Mildura, Warrnambool, Western Victoria) – $28-$32
- Regional SA (Mount Gambier, Eyre Peninsula) – $30-$35
3. Remote & Less Common Areas
- Far North QLD (Cairns, Townsville, Mackay, Port Douglas, Gladstone) – $32-$36
- Tasmania (Hobart, Launceston, Burnie, regional TAS) – $35+
- Northern Territory (Darwin, Katherine, regional NT) – $35+
- Western Australia (Perth, Regional WA) – $35+
Order by 11AM on Tuesdays for Delivery from Monday the following week.
You don’t need to be home to receive your delivery - it will arrive frozen, and in insulated packaging.
We use Australia's largest network of cold couriers to deliver to 97% of Australia's population (that's nearly 10,000 suburbs).
Delivery to your postcode will be calculated at checkout however here is an approximate range:
1. Capital Cities & Metro Areas
- Sydney Metro – $18-$20
- Melbourne Metro – $24-$26
- Brisbane Metro – $26-$28
- Adelaide Metro – $28-$30
- Canberra Metro – $22-$24
2. Regional & Surrounding Areas
- Greater Sydney (Central Coast, South Coast, Wollongong, Blue Mountains, Southern Highlands) – $22-$26
- Greater Melbourne (Geelong, Mornington Peninsula, Ballarat, Bendigo, Shepparton) – $26-$30
- Greater Brisbane (Gold Coast, Sunshine Coast, Toowoomba, Bundaberg, Rockhampton) – $28-$32
- Regional NSW (Newcastle, Port Macquarie, Dubbo, Orange, Bathurst, Griffith, Coffs Harbour, Albury) – $25-$30
- Regional VIC (Gippsland, Mildura, Warrnambool, Western Victoria) – $28-$32
- Regional SA (Mount Gambier, Eyre Peninsula) – $30-$35
3. Remote & Less Common Areas
- Far North QLD (Cairns, Townsville, Mackay, Port Douglas, Gladstone) – $32-$36
- Tasmania (Hobart, Launceston, Burnie, regional TAS) – $35+
- Northern Territory (Darwin, Katherine, regional NT) – $35+
- Western Australia (Perth, Regional WA) – $35+
Orders placed by 11AM Tuesday will be packed and dropped off to our cold courier on Friday.
Deliveries will be made across Australia starting Monday but some areas will take a little longer and be delivered on Tuesday or Wednesday.
Orders placed by 11AM Tuesday will be packed and dropped off to our cold courier on Friday.
Deliveries will be made across Australia starting Monday but some areas will take a little longer and be delivered on Tuesday or Wednesday.
Every order comes with Live Tracking you can check anytime once you receive your tracking code.
You will receive your tracking code by email, once we have dropped your order off at our courier on Friday.
Initially, the tracking code will show the scheduled delivery day and will be updated with an estimated 2-hour delivery window the day prior to delivery.
You will also receive your tracking code by SMS the day prior to delivery.
Every order comes with Live Tracking you can check anytime once you receive your tracking code.
You will receive your tracking code by email, once we have dropped your order off at our courier on Friday.
Initially, the tracking code will show the scheduled delivery day and will be updated with an estimated 2-hour delivery window the day prior to delivery.
You will also receive your tracking code by SMS the day prior to delivery.
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Larah
"Incredible. Hands down the best pork I've ever eaten. Not usually a fan of the smell when pork is cooking, but this meat is just different, I couldn't stay away from the kitchen! Deliciousness aside, the regenerative farming aspect is such a draw card for me. I'll be ordering regularly. Well done Hillside Food Forest"
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Johnny
"The chicken is so juicy, tender and flavoursome. Superior to anything else, highly recommended. The owners are also salt of the earth people who deserve every success that comes their way"
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Kelly
"The best chicken I have ever tasted"

WE WANT TO PRODUCE THE BEST FOOD NATURALLY POSSIBLE
In 2020, we hatched a plan to get out of our office based careers and became farmers 👩🌾👨🌾 - with no experience, no contacts and generally no idea; We started our regenerative, chemical free, farm
We simply wanted to produce the best food possible, without chemicals, and do it while having a positive impact on our environment - our regenerative vision. We believe ethical, chemical free farming should be the norm.